he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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