i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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