I'm drive I can fine osifer
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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