Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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