I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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