I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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