i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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