He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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