let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
There are leaves in my underwear?
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