Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
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