so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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