Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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