from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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