Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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