girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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