Buhtt sex?
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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