You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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