I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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