His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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