You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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