my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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