Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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