Hey man sorry I got all grabby
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I stole a fireplace last night.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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