So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
You're like the curious george of whores
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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