what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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