its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
organizing the empties. That sober.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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