Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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