If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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