you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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