seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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