I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Come share oat with me in your robe
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
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