i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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