Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
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