I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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