you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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