we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
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