I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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