i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
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