did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Too much gin, very little bucket
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
