you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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