That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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