she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
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I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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