what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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