uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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