you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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