he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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