Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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