beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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