I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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