Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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