i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Porn is love you can see.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Come on in and take your pants off
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