So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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