i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I'm bleeding and have questions
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
