Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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